Rabu, 19 Februari 2014

The Perfect Husband

 Contoh Spoof

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 MAN: "Hello"
 WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
 MAN: "Yes"
 WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
 only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
 MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
 WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
 MAN: "How much?"
 WOMAN: "$80,000."
 MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
 WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
 MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
 WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
 MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone is???!!!"

Goat Jumping into Deep Hole

 Two men were walking through the woods and come across a very big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." One replied,"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and we will see how deep this hole is." Then they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geeez. That is really deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise." After that, they pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. but no noise they heard.

 Wow.. They were really impressed with how deep hole it was. They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss that sucker in this hole, it's must make some noise."

 The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. But, not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The goat disappeared into the deep hole.

 The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. How could a goat jump into the hole? Then, not long after that, out of the woods comes a farmer. He seemed to seek something and asked to the two men, "Hey two guys... have you seen my goat out here?"

 Feeling amazing with what they saw of a goat jumping to the hole, they answer straightly,"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! A goat came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

 The farmer thought a moment and said, "That could not have been my goat. Because my goat was chained to a railroad tie." Then he left the two men.

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